READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm having to shit out rocks
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