People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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