remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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