PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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