The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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