Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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