you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
