It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
