did you get engaged???
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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