Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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