the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I understand Curling. That high.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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