Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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