listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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