What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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