Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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