just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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