I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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