He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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