smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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