ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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