we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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