it wasn't lemon gatorade
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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