Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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