ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
