i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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