You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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