Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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