we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
