Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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