you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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