Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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