She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
