Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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