it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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