you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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