East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Even my vagina gasped.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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