i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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