so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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