No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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