I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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