We're like a lot better than the average bears
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Randomize