My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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