So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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