I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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