I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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