How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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