I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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