I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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