i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she smelled like a LAN party
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We had to coat check the pizza.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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