We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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