I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Randomize
