Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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