Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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