need another drink. this is the easiest way
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
